ilovemygirl

2010-02-01T16:52:00.003+08:00

A: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiya...ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

A: Do you think woman or man enjoy sex more?

PCK: Of course woman la! When you dig your nose, your nose feel more song than your finger right?

A: Why do woman hate it when they got raped?

PCK: Aiya! See uh, you walking along the road, than somebody come over and dig your nose. You like meh? Eh, don't play play!

A: Why is it that a woman can't have sex when she have her menses?

PCK: OI! If your nose bleeding u still go dig meh? Use your brain lah!

A: Why men don't like to wear condom when they are having sex?

PCK: Eh, when you dig your nose, you dig when wearing gloves de meh? No the same shiok feeling mah.. Correct not?

A:Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah boy, use your brain! You dig your nose in front of your whole class is it? Stupid la!

2009-11-19T16:35:00.012+08:00

HAPPY ADVANCED 17TH BIRTHDAY, TIFFANIE BEVE SIO HUEY SHEN! :D

Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy. And, may the best of your past be the worst of your future.

I love you! :)

2009-10-11T00:17:00.001+08:00

HAPPY 11 th MONTHSARY, TIFFANIE BEVE SIO HUEY SHEN!
I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!

My Day.

2009-09-21T23:08:00.006+08:00

SELAMAT HARI RAYA, malay peeps!

WOW! It's been quite awhile! Haha! *dusty*

I'm a very busy person okay? :-P

Alright, let's see what i've done today.

Woke up at 11 plus in the morning. And, i was dissapointed..

Know why? I dreamt that i've got 4 points for my GPA in Aerospace Technology and i was admitted to SP! How nice is that dream right? Cool! But...because of my bladder, i need to get out from that wonderful dream! Stuuuupid. Wahhh... How i wish this dream of mine will come true man..

Okay, get back to my day.

Er.. Went to play basketball with Terence & my little brother at around 5.30pm. Played until 9.30pm than slacked till 10.30pm. :) Than, get my ass back home.. Eat dinner.. And now, i'm blogging! Gonna go shower after this.

Yup! That's my day! :) Good night!

To My Dearest Darling.

2009-08-13T13:33:00.005+08:00

Darling, pls take good care of yourself. I'm worried about your health. Do drink more water alright? At least 15 cups a day uh.. And remember to take your medicine. And pls don't skip your meals. Rest well and i love you! :)

2009-08-13T13:07:00.004+08:00

It's blogging time! :)

Well, School ends early today. And, and, and guess what!? I don't have to go to school tomorrow! YAY! Haha! :) But, what am i gonna do tomorrow? Stay at home and R.O.T? Nah...

I've not been blogging for quite some time already. Reason is because i've got nothing interesting to share. And, also lazy lah..

But, on 7th August (if i'm not wrong), me and my girlfriend went to Orchard ION to do some shopping. "Window shopping" lah.. (to be exact) A lot of things capture my eyes man.. But, i got not enough cash.. :( Me and Tiffanie was like, "I WANNA WORK, I NEED MONEY"! Serious..

Overall, what i can comment for ION is "Nice place, Expensive stuffs". Make sure your pocket/wallet or whatever is full of $$$ than go there. If not, you're gonna suffer like me and Tiffanie does. Haha!

What am i gonna do tomorrow? What am i gonna do tomorrow? What am i gonna do tomorrow!?

2009-07-11T17:34:00.004+08:00

Hello, people! It's been quite awhile since i blogged. Seriously, i'm too lazy to blog lah. Anyway, today woke up with a surprise from my girl:) *so sweet* She likes giving me surprises that almost give me a heart attack. *cruel* Haha! :-P I love her very much.

Going out to celebrate Kai Yang's birthday later! :) Time to party!!!! Haha! *excited*

Oh! Gonna go get ready now! Bye! :-D

Wait wait wait!

Happy 8th Monthsary, Tiffanie Beve Sio! :)

and

Happy 18th Belated Birthday, Kai Yang!

2009-06-11T00:00:00.002+08:00

HAPPY 7TH MONTH ANNIVERSARY!

When we're together or when we're apart, you're first in my thoughts and first in my heart.

I Love You! :)

2009-05-20T16:10:00.003+08:00

Darling, I MISS YOU! :'(

Recently i've been very busy to blog man. Not only that uh.. I also didn't have the time to meet girlfriend lah! *Busy Busy Busy*

Last week, my temple was helding a celebration. Wah! I tell you... Damn busy lah! Didn't sleep well for that week.. I think i look like a panda bear now. I better catch up with my sleep;)

Today in school, nothing really interest me. I'm too tired, i think? School is getting more bored! No motivations! Haiz...

Darling, i just want you to know that, in life "there's no failure, only learning experience".

2009-04-29T19:05:00.002+08:00

Life nowadays is BORING. Waking up early just to go school. Maybe, it's because i'm still not use to school life.. I'm still having holiday mood! Man...

Well, i can say that i'm enjoying myself in school...as in, me and some of my classmates were able to joke around and also disturbing one another. Bonding in progress! Oh yah.. Today, we played poker cards during our lunchtime..loser have to do push-up. And, winner get the chance to "te-kan" the loser. Haha! Not bad uh..can play and also workout. 2 in 1 man! Haha!

The boring part is when lesson start. Especially HUMAN FACTOR & LIFE SKILLS. BORINGGGGG.....

2009-04-16T19:40:00.003+08:00

3rd day in my new school. New enviroment. New classmates. New lecturers. I shall get use to it as soon as possible. Besides that, everything was fine;)

Well, majority of people in that school were MALAYS. There's no hot babe either..i think? Haven't seen any so far. Haha!

Today, damn pissed. Know why? School send us to Macpherson ITE for CCA Roadshow. Instead of sending us back to Yishun ITE...they dismissed us from there. And, i'll have to take the MRT from "PAYA LEBAR" to "CHOA CHU KANG". Wah...I tell you...shack uh! By the time i reach choa chu kang, my butt can already fried an egg man! Phew!

2009-04-12T16:39:00.003+08:00

WAHHHHH~~~~~~~
School is starting tomorrow!!! "Goodbye, holidays". *Sian bodoh...
Anyway, i'm actually suppose to go for lion dance training today. But, training have been cancelled. Causing me to rot..rot..rot and rot at home. I'm actually spending my last day of holidays rotting at home! *Unbelievable

2009-04-11T11:28:00.004+08:00

HAPPY 5TH MONTHSARY, TIFFANIE BEVE SIO HUEY SHEN!

My love for you is a journey. Starting at forever and ending at never.

I Love You Very Much!

2009-04-02T13:40:00.005+08:00

YO, readers! Yah...i'm finally blogging!

Today, woke up at 12 plus. If you're asking "Wah..why woke up so late"!? My answer will be " haiz..didn't sleep well last night". Yah...

School is starting for me! Er.....yah, i'm feeling excited. But, i won't be having much time like now, to meet up with my friends and girlfriend! I'll miss being a freeman. Which is me controling the time, instead of the time controlling me. Haha! *sounds stupid...

Nvm nvm nvm...life still have to go on. So, no matter what, i'll have to get use to it ;D

Oh yah!!! I'm meeting Chao Lim and Dennis at 2.45pm! And, it's already 2.15pm! We're catching a movie at "Jurong Point". Alright...i'll blog till here. Yeah!!!!! "Shinkudu Incident" here i come!!!!

2009-03-24T13:21:00.002+08:00

YO!
WOO~~~HOO~~~. Body is aching! Since i'm not working anymore, i met up with Kai Yang and went to GYM yesterday. Have to build up my body lah! If not....."don't dare to go swimming" haha!
Wah.....from tomorrow onwards, i'm gonna be very busy! Schedule full!

let's see,

WEDNESDAY- Dominic's 17th Birthday. (Have to go out) *PARTY TIME~~~~
THURSDAY- Swimming & Basketball at LAVENDER. I think?
FRIDAY- I have already booked myself for her.
SATURDAY- Outing? Maybe going Pasir Ris. Then, have to go to Temple.
SUNDAY- Lion dance training!

That's this week. *Busy....

Anyway, i'm gonna rot at home until 5.30pm today. Then, playing basketball later ;D

2009-03-22T11:32:00.005+08:00

PHEW!~~~~~~~

Went for a 2 days & 1 night camp at EAST COAST PARK on friday, 20/3/09. Okaye, about the camp, me and my girlfriend reach there first. And, we have to set-up the tent. Setting up the tent was...."FUN" right, darling? :) HAHA! After that, we rotted inside the tent and wait for Cherrie & Wei Chuan arrival. They damn "KU-KU" lah! Take so long to reach! Do both of you know how long have we been rotting? Oh, and staring at the 4 green sides of the tent!? Haiz..forget it. "Cherrie says that staring at the "green" is good for our eyesight". Then i got nothing to say already lo. Alright, back to my "story";D After cherrie and wei chuan found us, me and darling is already starving..so, we went to MACDONALDS to get our dinner. And, it's their turn to rot in the tent. *EVIL LAUGH* After dinner, we went for a shower and the 4 of us slacked and rest in the tent. The tent is sooo bloody small lah! 4 of us have to squeeze into it. Nvm, cannot complain too much..i'm the one who brought that tent. Time passes very quickly..and, the sky is getting brighter. And...yah, it's morning already. Planned to go for a SUN-TAN. But, 4 of us was like walking zombies already. FUCKING TIRED. So, sun-tan cancelled and we packed our stuffs and took a bus back to panjang. From panjang, Wei Chuan went home first. 3 of us took a cab. Drop Cherrie at her block. Then, me and girlfriend drop at my block. HOME SWEET HOME! Both of us showered and went to rest. Er.....yah, that's all i have to post for the past 2 days!

Not feeling very well today. I guess, it is because of not enough rest. HAIZ~~~~

2009-03-15T21:57:00.003+08:00

i love you.

basically,

i rotted at home after I woke up and showered.

and I was also fucking pissed off till i slapped WeiKang today. Arghhh!

changed and I went to work.

after work, went home and REST!

2009-03-14T19:14:00.002+08:00

Yo readers :D i'm summarizing my post today.
hahaha.
BPP - Sentosa.
Tanned till i've becomed "ROASTED CHICKEN"! ;D
Sentosa - Jurong point.
made the cake for weikang and we went to my house.
celebrated his birthday.
sent tiff home and i'm going temple now.

HAPPY 12th BIRTHDAY, WEIKANG (:

2009-03-14T00:07:00.003+08:00

Oooooooooooooooooooooo.. my first post.
well, woke up and and showered and met my mum at lot1 for awhile.
went to find Tiff outside AES and we went to Jurong Point.
bought tickets for the movie " COMING SOON" .
Farah joined us and we ate lunch.
then, went to watch the movie.
I just cant stop laughing at the girls..
they were so scared and their facial expressions were damn funny. :D
Tiff shivered like she was actually sitting beside the ghost!
the movie is real good. nice. (:
after the movie, we collected WeiChuan's DORAEMON bday cake and met up with Cherrie and Weichuan.
cut the cake at some nearby HDB blocks.
they were ruining the cake. and laughed like hell.
left Jurong Point with Farah and Tiff via MRT.
said byebye to Tiff, gave a kiss and left to take the other rain with Farah.
went to Batok for lion dance training.
after training, went to southview with weihao to see some prog at a temple.
and went to eat supper at sunshine place.
met jinsheng too.
bro, cheer up. i am sad for you too. ):
Damnnnnnnn tired now.
going sentosa with my girlfriend tomorrow!

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY, AH CHUAN! :D

2009-03-13T01:22:00.001+08:00

LALALALALALA (:

Darling (:
I created ths blog for you and edited this blog for you.
I know you are damn lazy to blog.
Nevermind :DDDDDDDDDD
Just update whenever you want to!
I LOVE YOU!
XOXO, tiffanie (: