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Monday, February 1, 2010
A: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiya...ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

A: Do you think woman or man enjoy sex more?

PCK: Of course woman la! When you dig your nose, your nose feel more song than your finger right?

A: Why do woman hate it when they got raped?

PCK: Aiya! See uh, you walking along the road, than somebody come over and dig your nose. You like meh? Eh, don't play play!

A: Why is it that a woman can't have sex when she have her menses?

PCK: OI! If your nose bleeding u still go dig meh? Use your brain lah!

A: Why men don't like to wear condom when they are having sex?

PCK: Eh, when you dig your nose, you dig when wearing gloves de meh? No the same shiok feeling mah.. Correct not?

A:Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah boy, use your brain! You dig your nose in front of your whole class is it? Stupid la!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

HAPPY ADVANCED 17TH BIRTHDAY, TIFFANIE BEVE SIO HUEY SHEN! :D

Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy. And, may the best of your past be the worst of your future.

I love you! :)




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Sunday, October 11, 2009
HAPPY 11 th MONTHSARY, TIFFANIE BEVE SIO HUEY SHEN!
I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!

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Monday, September 21, 2009
SELAMAT HARI RAYA, malay peeps!
WOW! It's been quite awhile! Haha! *dusty*
I'm a very busy person okay? :-P
Alright, let's see what i've done today.
Woke up at 11 plus in the morning. And, i was dissapointed..
Know why? I dreamt that i've got 4 points for my GPA in Aerospace Technology and i was admitted to SP! How nice is that dream right? Cool! But...because of my bladder, i need to get out from that wonderful dream! Stuuuupid. Wahhh... How i wish this dream of mine will come true man..
Okay, get back to my day.
Er.. Went to play basketball with Terence & my little brother at around 5.30pm. Played until 9.30pm than slacked till 10.30pm. :) Than, get my ass back home.. Eat dinner.. And now, i'm blogging! Gonna go shower after this.
Yup! That's my day! :) Good night!

Thursday, August 13, 2009
Darling, pls take good care of yourself. I'm worried about your health. Do drink more water alright? At least 15 cups a day uh.. And remember to take your medicine. And pls don't skip your meals. Rest well and i love you! :)

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It's blogging time! :)
Well, School ends early today. And, and, and guess what!? I don't have to go to school tomorrow! YAY! Haha! :) But, what am i gonna do tomorrow? Stay at home and R.O.T? Nah...
I've not been blogging for quite some time already. Reason is because i've got nothing interesting to share. And, also lazy lah..
But, on 7th August (if i'm not wrong), me and my girlfriend went to Orchard ION to do some shopping. "Window shopping" lah.. (to be exact) A lot of things capture my eyes man.. But, i got not enough cash.. :( Me and Tiffanie was like, "I WANNA WORK, I NEED MONEY"! Serious..
Overall, what i can comment for ION is "Nice place, Expensive stuffs". Make sure your pocket/wallet or whatever is full of $$$ than go there. If not, you're gonna suffer like me and Tiffanie does. Haha!
What am i gonna do tomorrow? What am i gonna do tomorrow? What am i gonna do tomorrow!?


Saturday, July 11, 2009
Hello, people! It's been quite awhile since i blogged. Seriously, i'm too lazy to blog lah. Anyway, today woke up with a surprise from my girl:) *so sweet* She likes giving me surprises that almost give me a heart attack. *cruel* Haha! :-P I love her very much.
Going out to celebrate Kai Yang's birthday later! :) Time to party!!!! Haha! *excited*
Oh! Gonna go get ready now! Bye! :-D
Wait wait wait!
Happy 8th Monthsary, Tiffanie Beve Sio! :)
and
Happy 18th Belated Birthday, Kai Yang!

Thursday, June 11, 2009
HAPPY 7TH MONTH ANNIVERSARY!


When we're together or when we're apart, you're first in my thoughts and first in my heart.


I Love You! :)




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